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Funny anti-Valentine’s Day images & presents for those guarding their hearts.

Erotic Shopping Bags by Condomi leave nothing to the imagination. These uber-hot bags quite literally turn their sex-toy customers into walking advertisements.

The idea behind Condomi’s Erotic Shopping Bags is brilliant. They wanted bags that would help “deal with the subject of sex openly and playfully.” Placing the bottom half of a sexy woman in lingerie and a well-muscled male in form-fitting underwear was the perfect way to accomplish this task. It’s also an inexpensive way to advertise their company and what they sell.

Photograph snapped by a Newfoundland rig manager shows an enormous Iceberg 

This is an amazing shot. This came from a Rig Manager for Global Marine Drilling in St. Johns, Newfoundland. They actually have to divert the path of these things away from the rig by towing them with ships! Anyway, in this particular case the water was calm & the sun was almost directly overhead so that the diver was able to get into the water and click this picture. They estimated the weight at 300,000,000 tons.

The explanation reproduced above is a charming story, but it isn’t true, nor is the image accompanying it a real photograph of an iceberg. This picture is actually a composite image called “The Essence of Imagination,” marketed by Successories, the “premiere source for motivational media.” This image was produced in 1999 by Ralph A. Clevenger, a professional nature and underwater photographer who is also a member of the faculty of the Brooks Institute of Photography in Santa Barbara, California.

As Mr. Clevenger explained, this image is not a single photograph but a composite of four different photographs (not all taken in the same place): The iceberg image is a digital composite that I designed to illustrate the concept of “what you see is not necessarily what you get”. As an underwater photographer I knew that my “vision” of what a big iceberg looks like was impossible to get in reality so I had to create it. The image exists in nature but due to water visibility is not possible to capture on film.

There are 4 separate images involved; the sky, the background, the top iceberg (shot in Antarctica), and the underwater iceberg (shot above water in Alaska and flipped in the final composite).

These pictures lifted the French army in 1968 at Fangataufa atoll. Bombing with the code name Canopus capacity of 2600 kilotonnes.

I do not know as authors have managed to make such photos, but looks unusually and very plausibly.

In Voronezh (Russia) have put a monument here to such animal .

The local sculptor was probably impressed with creations of the Moscow colleague and has not regretted some pig-iron on an animal.
That the animal did not grow thin, it needs a lot of iron in an organism, therefore the horse chews the piece of metal little bit similar to a rail (the Sponsor of a statue – the Russian Railways)!

But it is all trifles, in comparison with with what love, the sculptor has moulded a device of a horse for reproduction. All mares of the Voronezh area should keep within cross ties at a kind of this miracle!

But unfortunately, since the most part of pig-iron has left on a huge ASS and other vital bodies something should be offered…

Instead of a smart tail of a horse a certain plug inserted to an animal in an ass for, only to one sculptor clear, the purposes has turned out.